*Chloe Runs Away With My Jacket* *Pause and Climax* *Dramatic Turn* My Jacket!

This just came on my shuffle. 

Kel.

GET AWN THIS. PRONTO TANTO.

Anyways. I have time to kill before theatre. Why not blog?

Besides writing a three page analysis of the first scene of Romeo & Juliet last night, I ordered some SCRUMTRULESCENT Chinese food. Wasn't bad but it's made me realize just how much I miss my mom's cooking. I mean, I can GET a grilled cheese here but...not my mom's grilled cheese. I dunno what she does but somehow it's always better when mom's makes it. She either sprinkles crack or love on her grilled cheeses because, lemme tell ya, they are ADDICTING. 

Secondly, I saw a girl today who, from now on in my mind, will be Megan Fox. I mean, this girl's face is a CARBON COPY of Megan Fox. Her smile, her eyes, her hair color, her freckles, her everything! Her FACE is MEGAN FOX. It's freakin' awesome and slightly scary. I have to admit I was staring somewhat creepily at her. She didn't notice. I think. 

Not only that but her name is somewhat like Megan Fox's too. I can't remember it exactly but her first name begins with an 'M' and her last with an 'F'. Like...Molly Fly....or maybe it rhymed.....Shmegun Mox. She'd BE Megan Fox if her body wasn't so bony and straight and flat and awkward. Very sad. 

SECONDLY, y'all know that 'Can I have yo numba?' MAD TV scene?

That JUST happened to me about fifteen minutes ago. For real. 

Except the kid was white. So it was even MORE awkward. He was hella wangster. 

Footnote:

People on the East Coast LOOOOVE shortening their favorite phrases or adjectives.

For example:

Awkward=Awk

Precious=Pres

Awesome=Awe

Wicked=Wick

Can someone please enlighten me as to why this is considered okay? Please?